One Generation Removed

My mother: I defrosted that roast for you to cook today.
Me: I already have fish planned. It's Ash Wednesday.
My mother: Why are you doing that?

(Needless to say, we did not grow up fasting on the proper days.)

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Me: So my friend told her kids about the new baby on Valentine's Day! Spelled out in chocolate! Isn't that cute?
My mother: I told you that Catholic birth control doesn't work. That's why we all used the Pill. (beat) Why don't you call for an appointment right now?

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My mother is one of ten children, a graduate of Catholic schools, and a product of Vatican II. There are many flaws in her view of our faith. But, however the traditionalists might critique her parenting, at least she made sure we had the sacraments and attended Mass each week, even as a single mother.

If I could give priests one piece of advice, it would be to assume that your parishioners may lack even basic catechesis. Use the homilies to teach us not only the Word, but also the Church.